College
Ted Wulfers
Girls get all dressed up so they can get messed up
With the boys, who love'em anyway
Boys go out and drink some beer
To wash away all their fears
And wake up with a headache in the middle of the day
And they do it with so much knowledge
That's why they're in college
Livin' off their parents' buck, so they can get drunk and fuck
And pretend that they're so free
Gettin' grades and goin' to class, fillin' up that empty glass
Yeah, they think that's the way they're supposed to be
And they do it with so much knowledge
That's why they're in college
I don't know what they're doin' with their lives
Someday they'll be husbands and wives
Who knows what the future will bring
Who knows what song their children will sing?
Go off and learn to think, but all you learn is how to drink
And to light cigarettes in the wind
These are the greatest years,
Wash'em down with too many beers
Oh, this is the time that real life begins
And they do it with so much knowledge
That's why they're in college
Roll a joint and take a toke, watch your life go up in smoke
But hey, it's somethin' to do
Read a book and you're so aware, but you still don't care
And the joke, yeah the joke it is on you
And you do it with so much knowledge
That's why you're in college
And you do it with so much knowledge
That's why you're in college
That's why you're in college