Rodney Carrington – The Pubic Hair Song lyrics

1. Well i've found a crouch
and i'm finally bak
Watchin them peckerz try to get in her crack
I'm gettin messy wen they slip right off the track
THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR!

2. Well she fluffs me up when shes goin on a date
Tosses me aside when she gonna masterbate
Scratches me to death if her period's late
THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR!

3. When shes not really horny she uses vasilen
Takes a lil shower n rubs me clean
I apreciate it when im covered with cream
THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR!

4. Well i like it when the eat
But i dont like when they didle
I get cought when there foundered on her middle
Curl right up when she takes a lil piddle
THANK GOD IM A PUBIC HAIR!

(end, music goes down) hahahahahaha

*download this if you need a good laugh!* funny as hell

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