Lano and Woodly – Cross The Line lyrics

I've written a little song and I'd like to play it for you now,
I said it was a little song.
We're a little bit nervous because we're recording a cd tonight of all the songs we're doing
Woooooooo, So thanks for coming because umm if you weren't here it would have sounded like we were quite shit,
Although possibly as the night goes on you will infact reflect the fact that we are quite shit but we'll find out
My friend had a baby and I went around to meet it,
I said oh look it's so cute so cute that you could eat it,
Everybody agreed with what I said, they told me was right
So i don't know why they all went off their heads when i went and took a bite,
Woah oh don't cross the line,
A sculptor builds a statue with enormous genitals.
We all respect that greatly as a fertility symbol,
We all call that art so it doesn't seem that fair
that a school boy gets detention for drawing dick and balls on his chair.
Woah oh don't cross the line ine,
I went scuba diving and i thought it would be beaut
if i warmed up myself quickly by doing a wee in my wetsuit,
I did a wee and it worked great but i would have preferred
if hadn't accidentaly also done a turd,
Woah oh don't cross the line ine,
Isn't it a little ironic that we just said the word turd,
We're singing a song about crossing the line and we crossed it by saying that word,
We're a pair of lovable clowns that shouldn't be that upfront,
We're not meant to swear like that you stupid little,
Can't you see that we crossed the line.