Five Guys Named Moe soundtrack – What's The Use Of Getting Sober lyrics

NOMAX:
You know Big Moe, I need a fresh drink
BIG MOE:
Nomax, you're making a very serious mistake here
NOMAX:
How you figured
BIG MOE:
You oughta listen to your friend Big Moe
NOMAX:
I'm listenin'
BIG MOE:
And stop drinkin so much
NOMAX:
I don't drink that much
BIG MOE:
Shut up boy, you drink all day and you drink all night
now Max you know that aint right
NOMAX:
Let me explain
BIG MOE:
Shut up boy, your eyes are as red as they can be
NOMAX:
That ok, I've got some sunglasses somewhere
BIG MOE:
And it looks to Big moe you're about
to blow your wig
NOMAX:
Now I'm not gonna blow my wig
BIG MOE:
When you gonna learn boy?
What's the use of gettin sober
when you're gonna get drunk again
NOMAX:
Exactly
you know, old sam did something mighty fine
when he brought back good whiskey, beer and wine
because I love my whiskey and I love my gin
every time you see me I'll be in the sin
BIG MOE:
Don't you think you already deep enough in sin?
When you gonna learn Max?
What's the use of gettin sober
when you're gonna get drunk again
NOMAX:
Hey you know Big Moe
I went out last night about half past one
I thought I'd whoop it up a little bit, you know,
have me some fun
BIG MOE:
I understand
NOMAX:
So I got me a half a pint about half past two
Now after I drank that you know what I wanted to do
BIG MOE:
Sleep
NOMAX:
Uh, uh, then I got me a pint about half past four
now after i drank that I just wanted some more
so then I got me a quart
BIG MOE:
Oh a quart
NOMAX:
Yes about half past five
now after I drank that,
ooh, I didn't know if I was dead or alive
BIG MOE:
I think more dead than alive
When you gonna learn Max?
What's the use of gettin sober
when you're gonna get drunk again
God I hope this boy learns, lord have mercy
NOMAX:
I been thinkin', but I keep drinkin',
and I'm just about to lose my mind.