Cledus T. Judd – Nascar Races lyrics

Yee Haw! Good ol' boys and I just love them NASCAR races
The cars go 'round and around and around and around and a...
Woooo hooooo! Yeah boy!

Some folks don't know what I'm talkin' about
If ya ain't into racin', you're kinda left out
Just pick a driver and car of yer own
Then paint the number real big on your truck and motor home

Jeff Gordon will lead, everybody else follows
Its Nemechek's fault we're under a yellow
We like the shape of the tracks out west
But ask any redneck race fan
They'll say Daytona's best

We love our... NASCAR Races
Only sissies use their brakes
In the... Winston Cup chases
Less points for second place

Dale Earnhardt led 400 miles
But Rusty Wallace ended up winning on four new tires
The Labontes wouldn't need more than to lead a lap with the rest
It ain't real good race, unless there's a real big wreck

We love our... NASCAR Races
The deafening sounds the motors make
We sneak in... Beer by the cases
Monday Morning big headache (repeat)

I'll tell ya what I like about these there NASCAR races is these boys pull into the pits, get four new tires, a refill up with gas, the windshield cleaned, four new decals, some dents knocked out in less than eighteen seconds. Me, on the other hand, night before last, pulled into a Spiffy Lube to get an oil change took dang near two hours....now what's wrong with that picture?

As Mark Martin drives away his crew forgets to check the oil
All out Valvoline. Well, he blew a coil
Ya know it don't seem like-a that many laps ago
When swervin' Irvin slid in and took out half of pit road

We love our... NASCAR Races
A restrictor plate's an awful thing
When it comes to... Wide open chases
Richard Petty was the king
And nobody beats the king
Richard Petty's still the king

Now, honey, don't you start. I know there's more important things than racin'. I just can't think of none of 'em.
I know its your mama's birthday, but, dog gone it, you know there in Talladega this weekend. She'll have another one. I just hope it don't fall on a Sunday.