Me and Rex took the car,
Ha, ha, stay home . . . stay.
We're gonna run over
All the neighborhood cats,
'Cause they tease us from
The other side of the fence.
We're gonna go in the swamp
And you can't hose us off.
Dog dreams, dog dreams,
Please don't wake us up!
Chorus:
No bad dog, no stay,
No basement, no way,
No choke chain, no dry food,
No fetch game, no, no, no . . .
no sit, lie down, roll over, shame...shame on you.
Me and Rex took the car
ha, ha, stay home. Stay.
We're gonna go through everyone's garbage
And have the dinners we deserve.
We're gonna find some great smelling bitches
and see if they meant what they said from the end of the leash.
Dog dreams, dog dreams, please don't hose us off.
Chorus.
And...not my tickle spot.
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